{"id":232,"date":"2005-11-24T18:00:20","date_gmt":"2005-11-25T00:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willowinthewind.net\/?p=232"},"modified":"2012-05-03T13:01:08","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T18:01:08","slug":"the-turkey-toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willowinthewind.net\/?p=232","title":{"rendered":"The Turkey Toast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I will toast the magnificent beast<br \/>\nWho has given herself to provide us this feast.<br \/>\nI honor the life and the days she did live<br \/>\nAnd I laud her with joy for the gift she did give.<\/p>\n<p>The hues of her plumage in trees of the fall<br \/>\nForetold her great beauty, our fine Butterball.<br \/>\nMidst cranberries now she has taken her place<br \/>\nWith potatoes and stuffing on oak and on lace,<br \/>\nThis creature of grace, illusive and free,<br \/>\nWho has dipped once her head for you and for me.<\/p>\n<p>I thank you, sweet hen of the wood and the glade.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s your presence here has my great pleasure made.<br \/>\nI will not waste of your sacrifice<br \/>\nThough some of you soon may be resting on ice.<br \/>\nI\u2019ll gratefully savor each succulent bite,<br \/>\nConsuming each bit of your dark and your white.<br \/>\nI\u2019ll pull at your wishbone as tradition demands<br \/>\nAnd lick your sweet taste from my fingers and hands.<br \/>\nI\u2019ll wallow in excess, if just for today<br \/>\nBecause of the kindnesses you\u2019ve passed our way.<br \/>\nTomorrow I may have a sandwich, or two,<br \/>\nAnd you know that I\u2019ll still be thinking of you.<\/p>\n<p>Oh many and more are the joys that you bring<br \/>\nThink nothing of being the bird that can\u2019t sing.<br \/>\nI honor you now for who you have been<br \/>\nAnd what you are now, my sweet forest hen.<br \/>\nNow raise up your glasses to her one and all<br \/>\nAnd cheer the fowl fortune that\u2019s entered our hall.<\/p>\n<p>Fly on in your freedom, fine beasts of the field,<br \/>\nAnd live as you will \u2018til you\u2019re plucked and you\u2019re peeled.<br \/>\nI\u2019ll grant that your grace and you beauty are great,<br \/>\nBut I\u2019ll love you much more when you\u2019re gracing my plate.<\/p>\n<p>So raise up your glasses and raise up your fork<br \/>\nFor it\u2019s up with the bird and away with the pork.<br \/>\nEnjoy who you are, what you do, while you\u2019re living<br \/>\nAnd be grateful for what has been giv\u2019n for Thanksgiving.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I will toast the magnificent beast Who has given herself to provide us this feast. I honor the life and the days she did live And I laud her with joy for the gift she did give. The hues <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/willowinthewind.net\/?p=232\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-and-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/willowinthewind.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/willowinthewind.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/willowinthewind.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willowinthewind.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willowinthewind.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/willowinthewind.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":236,"href":"https:\/\/willowinthewind.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions\/236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/willowinthewind.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willowinthewind.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willowinthewind.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}